442 E Jennie Ave Unit 92 RD, Hermiston, OR 97838

Property Description

Looking for a place where you can literally just show up with your toothbrush and a sense of humor? Welcome to this 1989 Silvercrest home in Tierra Linda Estates—a grand 1,188 square feet of pure nostalgic comfort.It was built as one of the original "Good Sense Homes," which means it actually makes good sense to buy it. Here’s the hilarious breakdown of why you’ll love it: Zero Shopping Required: All furnishings and appliances are included. Every. Single. One. Couch? Yours. Kitchen stuff? Included. You don't even have to assemble an IKEA coffee table. Open-Concept Vaulted Glory: The living room, dining area, and kitchen all flow together under glorious vaulted ceilings, making it impossible to hide if you burn dinner. Classic Oak Vibes: The kitchen boasts classic oak cabinets and a breakfast bar perfect for eating cereal while staring into space. Spa Day, Every Day: The primary suite has its own vaulted ceilings, a walk-in closet for the wardrobe you swear you’ll wear, and a walk-in tub ready to turn bath time into a safe, luxurious splash zone. Outdoor Chill Station: Entertain your friends or hide from your family on the massive covered patio. The exterior paint is roughly 5–7 years fresh (which in home years is basically yesterday). Pet-Approved (and Stuff-Approved): Includes a tiny yard so Fido can do his business without getting lost, plus a storage shed for all the outdoor gear you fully intend to use someday.